What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?